Friday, June 17, 2011
Stunning replies...now what?
Thursday, May 26, 2011
New Cabinet Secretary is being appointed
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Judgment of CIC
Wednesday, March 02, 2011
My date with history
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Some success...
Friday, December 31, 2010
I think I made an impact
Thursday, September 30, 2010
CWG headache
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Entering the unknown
Monday, August 02, 2010
Sarkari brains!
Thursday, July 29, 2010
The ball is rolling now..
I had all these discussions on things not working and what not and then they got lost in nothingness. That’s no way. Action must follow reasoning. Reasoning’s useless otherwise.
I have always known that roads to disasters are paved with good intentions. In our case, roads to disaster of
The second question being, “How can the election commission of
But election commission, who is answerable to no one, can easily brush it off that they are judges only for big parties while being only administrators for those hopeful starts. I might need a little help here in making the question 2 simpler therefore.
The third question being, “Who is the competent authority to appoint the Cabinet Secretary?” This question is the summation and culmination where all this analysis converges. I could give up following up on question number 1 and question number 2 just for the sake of this question. This is most specific I can get and hits right at the heart of the reason of all the nonsense happening in this country. Its cold logic meeting the practically invincible jugaad and chalta hai mentality of
When I’ll fight on the side of this question the politician or their mandarins will come up with all the jugaad to avoid giving a specific answer. When, and its not if, I do escalate it to the relevant persons or the court maybe, they will give me the chalta hai, ismein dikkat kya hai dialogue.
I have already acted anyway.
An RTI was filed at Cabinet Secretary office asking this 3rd question specifically on 7th June. I had also filed a similar RTI with Department of Personnel and Training(DoPT), earlier on 18th May as well.
Those sarkari people over there while accepting the RTI said that why are you filing an application for asking a GK question because everyone knows that Prime Minister appoints the Cabinet Secretary. I had to tell the bumheads that no minister, including the Prime Minister has the power to appoint any sarkari officer. So they then asked each other, who does it? I said I know but I would want your department to tell me who is it.
These questions may look innocuous but have the greatest potential. Even the officials in the highest government office are a little lost about it.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Bhopal Gas Tragedy & the dumbing down thats happening in the media
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Your constitution and your traffic havaldar
Sunday, June 06, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
More to come..
Monday, May 10, 2010
Why the hell has nobody ever asked these questions...
Here are a few questions which I hope somebody is going to ask an MP or an election commissioner or in the Parliament.
Q1) Why the hell does a new party have to choose from a list of symbols released by the Election Commission and thus have its own symbol out of the "free symbols" list maintained by the EC?
Q2) If two or more independent candidates want to share an election symbol without forming a party, and are willing to give that in writing why does the election commission have to still give them different symbols by drawing random lots?
I know you chaps are surprised by the first question. I thought a new party is free to choose symbols closely resembling whatever it believes in. But then look at this link here(and jump to page 78 of the page that opens) of the election commission official website. Your new party's choice of symbols is restricted to the EC's choices listed here. I didn't know that at all. And it is kind of dumb of us to accept that restriction.
The second question makes me think of divide and rule. If two or three chaps want to have a common symbol without forming a party (and therefore have a party president who controls the rest) then forcing them to choose separate symbols is like Lord Curzon or Aurangzeb forcing animosity on people who are willing to sort out their differences their own way.
If we don't have a problem, then whats your damn problem, EC man ?
Why can't me and my friends, if we ever choose to contest elections, have our own common symbol which nobody else wants?
Monday, May 03, 2010
Here's the clue to the solving the corruption problem, mathematically
People tried but no one gave a verifiable answer. Answers were given in the comments. My erudite dost Abhishek Singhal came close I think though.
I had a clear suspicion of poor mathematical(almost) logic lurking somewhere. Since constitution is logically ok. That is, it does not give an individual minister any power at all. It gives power to Cabinet only.
Even the cabinet is not capable of using its power without formal approval of sarkari officers or the President. So there was no way by which an individual minister can get any power without support, and not submission, from the sarkari officer or the President.
Since power breeds corruption, therefore logically, individual minister could not have gotten so much power to be so much corrupt in India.
That is why I had posted those questions in that blog.
Having spent days in the Central Secretariat Library at Shastri Bhavan , hunting in the Gazettes of India, I fished out what I was looking for i.e. the method, by which ministers get to tower over the sarkari officers, and get their submission without the need of getting their support.
Obviously, as expected from above mentioned inferences and assumptions, it was illogical.
Here is the excerpt of one such order from the Gazette of India
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Funda-e-currency
Some vella person asked this question making me undoubt his stupidity (there's a spark of genius in every dhakkan, i guess)"Why can't government print more money to remove all this gareebi?"
People have become so vella nowadays to suggest Indian government should do the ISI's job of printing the money now, I thought. (I'll come to the genius spark later.)
Another colleague, whose mouth moves faster than his mind suggested that we should declare 1 Rupee = 1 Dollar , and that will make our economy at par with the world economy.
And now I have taken up a policy of giving short answers to such short questions. The damn deal is to make that short answer.
So answer1 to query 1 of removing gareebi by printing money is
A1) Printed money when handed over to the finite gareeb people will remove their gareebi is a sure thing. When the gareeb people will use the new money, major mehngai will set in and will be maintained because of higher circulation of money. This will make the next generation of the current gareeb people even more gareeb because by then the current gareeb people would have used up much of their printed money but higher mehngai would have left their saved stockpile of cash as lesser useful.
So, printing money will cause more despair to gareeb folks after some time. Thats why printing money is never a solution. And which ever dumb minister ever orders printing it, should be asked to sing his songs outside the parliament, near the chandni chowk gurudwara or something.
Query 2) Wouldn't declaring 1 Rupee = 1 dollar make us come to terms with world economy?
A2) Sundar ladkiyon waali akal paayi hai iss bande ne! Mere baap, if you declare 1 Rupee = 1 dollar then you'll have to give 1 dollar for every 1 rupee that any angrez tourist presents to the government. Now swear on your appraisal if you think that the government has so many dollars to pay for every rupee that we have.
Basically, other countries judge us by amount of dollars we have, not Rupees.
Declaring without thinking enough is for motormouths. Simple demand, supply and commerce will make you see stars in daytime if you declare so.
There are more questions which my intellectual team members keep asking. Will keep posted on them as well.
Answers were long. Pur I am trying, yaar! :)
